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Alien Probe Graphic Tee — "We're Here to Probe Anus" Sci‑Fi Horror T‑Shirt

$20.27
Colors: Black
Sizes: XS
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30 days return policy.
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About the product
This lightweight crew-neck tee channels bold sci-fi humor with vivid, high-contrast artwork that reads like a neon-horror poster. The front features a hazard-window motif with dripping green bio-splatter and warning text, while the back explodes into a snarling alien figure and a loud, tongue-in-cheek slogan. Wearers get a comfortable, breathable shirt that stands out in dim-lit venues, late-night hangs, and con conventions — it’s for people who like their geeky edge loud, irreverent, and visually intense. The soft Airlume combed cotton feel keeps the tee easy to layer under jackets or wear on its own, and the tear-away label plus thoughtful construction (side seams, ribbed collar, shoulder tape) make it feel built to last through washes and repeats in rotation.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²).
- Retail crew-neck fit with ribbed knit collar, side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention.
- High-detail print methods (DTF/DTG depending on provider) deliver crisp, vibrant front and sleeve artwork.
- Tear-away label and REACH certification; responsibly manufactured by a brand with fair-labor certifications.
- Color blends available for heathered shades; sourced blank from Honduras and finished by certified suppliers.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
With side seams

With side seams

Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support

Ribbed knit collar with seam

Ribbed knit collar with seam

Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

Shoulder tape

Shoulder tape

Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching

Sleeve Printing Techniques

Sleeve Printing Techniques

Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish

Neck Label Printing Techniques

Neck Label Printing Techniques

Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish

Age restrictions

Age restrictions

For adults

Other compliance information

Other compliance information

REACH Certified

Country of origin

Country of origin

Blank product sourced from Honduras

WashingBleachingDryingIroningDrycleaning

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.

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